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The frienderman is now an enemyderman

i throw my map up in the air sometimes
Jul 22 '14

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Jul 21 '14
pobody:

erstwhilegirl:

natellite:

ladyofthelog:

clawfoottub:

theacheofmodernism:

GUYS I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

That is so adorable.

TOO SOON

lole

oh no

Newfound Glory tho?

pobody:

erstwhilegirl:

natellite:

ladyofthelog:

clawfoottub:

theacheofmodernism:

GUYS I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

That is so adorable.

TOO SOON

lole

oh no

Newfound Glory tho?

Jul 18 '14
Jul 18 '14
Jul 18 '14
stayinbedgrowyrhair:

continentalfuckfest:

Finally, a company that cares about my need for ladylike cheese.

MONTEREY JILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stayinbedgrowyrhair:

continentalfuckfest:

Finally, a company that cares about my need for ladylike cheese.

MONTEREY JILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jul 18 '14

i literally don’t remember what bendylegs crumblbread’s real name is anymore

i’ve had like half a shot of vodka; i don’t think that’s it

cummerbund? cumberbatch? it can’t be cumberbatch. how could that possibly be a real person’s name?

Jul 18 '14
  • Jedi: May the force be with you
  • Catholic Jedi: And also with you
Jul 18 '14

oh man i just got hit with a wave of fanfic memories

like

the time i lied about my age to an administrator of a jane austen smutfic archive to get the password, then she saw me posting about “doing my homework” on an unrelated jane austen forum and banned me, then i lied to her AGAIN to let me back in (but seriously though, people who are 18+ often still have homework? i feel like i was somehow in the right in this scenario, even though i definitely was not, if you’re going on pure facts)

or the fact that i had a close friend for a while who was obsessed with Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman fanfic but had never seen the show

and I also had the login for a smutfic archive of that, although i don’t remember having to lie to get it, and i still remember what it is

OH MY GOD I JUST FOUND THE SITE AND THE LOGIN STILL WORKS IM SO GLAD

here is a choice quote from the first random fic that I clicked on:

As he gently touched her, he was astounded at the fragrant aroma his extraordinary senses perceived.

Jul 18 '14
mmkayn:

vastderp:

lalaland1212:

theatre-whovian:

vastderp:

Meet the Mona Lisa of the Prado, the earliest known copy of Da Vinci’s best portrait. Similarity in the undersketch of the painting indicates that this was very likely painted concurrently with the original Mona Lisa, by a student of Da Vinci.
There is much controversy in the art world over the question of whether or not to clean the fragile Mona Lisa, but her sister has been restored and some fairly odd later alterations removed to show the original vibrant colors and lighting. Some details, such as the sheerness of her shawl and the pattern on the neckline of her dress, have become utterly obscured in the original, but in the restored copy they’re perfectly clear.
It blows my mind a little bit to look at these two sisters side-by-side and imagine how much vivid detail could be hiding in the Mona Lisa under 500 years of rotten varnish. 

THE COPY HAS EYEBROWS

Your response to a beautiful piece of artwork done by Leonardo Da Vinci himself is “SHES GOT EYEBROWS”. Alright. All intelligent life has been lost.

Yo Snooty McSnotwhine, the Mona Lisa’s vanished eyebrows have been the subject of debate and analysis in the art expert community for hundreds of years, long before your parents squirted water at each other from across the clown car and then honked their bicycle horns to indicate they really wanted to make a smug, insufferable little clown baby together. 

this continues to be the best reply to a criticizing comment on this site

mmkayn:

vastderp:

lalaland1212:

theatre-whovian:

vastderp:

Meet the Mona Lisa of the Prado, the earliest known copy of Da Vinci’s best portrait. Similarity in the undersketch of the painting indicates that this was very likely painted concurrently with the original Mona Lisa, by a student of Da Vinci.

There is much controversy in the art world over the question of whether or not to clean the fragile Mona Lisa, but her sister has been restored and some fairly odd later alterations removed to show the original vibrant colors and lighting. Some details, such as the sheerness of her shawl and the pattern on the neckline of her dress, have become utterly obscured in the original, but in the restored copy they’re perfectly clear.

It blows my mind a little bit to look at these two sisters side-by-side and imagine how much vivid detail could be hiding in the Mona Lisa under 500 years of rotten varnish. 

THE COPY HAS EYEBROWS

Your response to a beautiful piece of artwork done by Leonardo Da Vinci himself is “SHES GOT EYEBROWS”. Alright. All intelligent life has been lost.

Yo Snooty McSnotwhine, the Mona Lisa’s vanished eyebrows have been the subject of debate and analysis in the art expert community for hundreds of years, long before your parents squirted water at each other from across the clown car and then honked their bicycle horns to indicate they really wanted to make a smug, insufferable little clown baby together. 

this continues to be the best reply to a criticizing comment on this site

(Source: vastderp-placeholder)

Jul 16 '14
Jul 16 '14

shop-cute:

shoptokyodolls:

Green Goddess Wig

$26

You can use the code “pastelcutie10” at checkout for 10% off your order! ❤️

Jul 16 '14

i just managed to work an achievement hunter reference into this very melodramatic dark suspenseful romance novel?????

i am so good at this

Jul 15 '14

charlidos:

And here’s a whole set of photos of Tom loving on Woody. ♥ ♥ 

(Source: digitalspy.co.uk)

Jul 14 '14

is it time for weather whining? ok. it’s ALLEGEDLY only 82 today, but when I stepped outside it felt like i was being slapped in the face with oven.

Jul 13 '14

Anonymous asked:

uh masturbating with dildos is a sign that you're just repressing your attraction to men :/

thehoneyinthelion:

you’re really doing dildos a disservice here they are clearly superior like

for one thing i’ve never had one hop out of a drawer to give me its fucking idiotic opinions