February 2012
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jesuschrist-:
rick santorum’s tears are the gay agenda
oh thank god they still have the old version available
develops of camera 360 for android YOU ARE AS GODS TO ME
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really fucking pissed that my favorite camera app updated today and now it doesn’t work anymore!!!!!
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“Please disregard the attachments I’m sending you in this email. I will send...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
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dog: bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark
me: what do you want
dog: bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark
me: WHAT DO YOU WANT
dog: bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark
me: WHAT
me: DO
me: YOU
dog: fuck you bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark
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no no i can’t deal with this
that woman’s laugh is giving me actual anxiety
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oh christ the noises in this building right now
why did i ever take my headphones off
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sometimes I think about talking to someone from the past, and trying to explain how even though we have the internet there are still people who read parody news articles and think they are real
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oh man
lent has started
and you know what that means
CHEAP FILET O’ FISH
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mister-susan replied to your post
please do
the ONLY thing that’s stopping me is wondering how I would explain it to people, like my in-laws for example
although they never asked to see anything i wrote when i WAS writing for a living, and seemed content with barely understanding it, so i’m sure i could pull it off
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Listening to Rick Astley
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lightbuld:
i hate when you finish a cup of yogurt or pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over
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the game is a weird movie to see only bits and pieces of
when you miss critical mood-setting and motif establishment, it just looks like a movie about a rich guy freaking out over mundane life events
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the trash can beside my desk is packed full of fruit snack wrappers
i am living the dream
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I was curious if they still manufacture cars without power locks, and through Google I accidentally discovered that there is apparently an entire subculture of people who actively hate every modern car convenience and think people who own cars with power windows and clocks on the dashboard are fat and lazy. Imagine - needing a clock on your dashboard.
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Watch
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korras replied to your post: has anyone else ever seen an animated version of…
are you sure it wasn’t just on mute
no I distinctly remember the music, and only the music. IT MUST EXIST
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has anyone else ever seen an animated version of Swan Lake with no dialogue? I swear I used to watch it as a kid but I’m not sure and googling has gotten me nowhere
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someone once
lied to us
now we’re not so blind
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titians replied to your post: oh man this movie is dark she literally trained…
rafiki’s song in lion king 2 is one of my favourite disney songs ever.
in upeeendi
where the passion fruit grows sweet
and it’s so divine that you lose your mind as it sweeps you off your feet!
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oh man this movie is dark
she literally trained her son to seduce simba’s daughter in order to get close enough to assassinate him
and now they’re all going to sing a song about prejudice
HE IS NOT
OOOOONE OF US
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i was all like “oh good, i found a gamefaqs thread, this will be awesome” in a sarcastic manner but then i actually read the thread and this post came up:
To put it simply, Voldemort doesn’t care about easy, he cares about magic over Muggle and thus would NEVER use Muggle means to kill anyone.
and uh honestly that’s the best explanation as to why Voldemort...
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we are reading through a list of celebrities from washington
and i am ASTONISHED
i am the worst washingtonian ever
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Definitely going to end up murdering someone before this day is out.
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Horny.
simplyloveandlust:
I’m just horny as fuck right about now. Even though I truly enjoy watching some JAMES DEEN, JOHNNY CASTLE, MANUEL FERRARA and LESBIAN PORN it’s just not cutting it for me tonight :/ I need to be touched, kissed, licked, rubbed, sucked, fucked, real time! UGH. I’m so sexually frustrated!!! FML
was this like
written by a porn-generating bot or
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oh jesus
i just tried to mash up ‘time of the season’ and ‘season of the witch’ in audacity
it
didn’t go well
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