the king of dark notions

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Sat, 18 May 2013 22:35:44 -0400

lolbatty: they should make a book of nothing but pictures like...

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:46:54 -0400

they should make a book of nothing but pictures like this called ‘men in business suits making out aggressively.’

i would subscribe.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 10:33:21 -0400

4acesdave: saltedweenie: birdycreatures: headlikeanorange: A...

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:35:42 -0400

4acesdave:

saltedweenie:

birdycreatures:

headlikeanorange:

A golden eagle (Earth Unplugged - BBC Earth)

That bird went from majestic creature to seduction master in 3 seconds

i stand for FREEDOM of everything

including you from your pants

queendread: I don’t understand the USA, all your roads are straight and all your cities look like...

Fri, 17 May 2013 09:15:14 -0400

queendread:

I don’t understand the USA, all your roads are straight and all your cities look like they were planned using Excel.

Everyone knows the only way to build a city is to wait until a bunch of tiny villages merge together over centuries and create a sprawling clusterfuck of winding roads that make no sense and have no street signs and are impossible to navigate unless you’ve lived there all your life.

clearly op has never been to boston

johnkrasinski: i feel god in this chili’s tonight

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:00:02 -0400

johnkrasinski:

i feel god in this chili’s tonight

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Tue, 14 May 2013 21:33:32 -0400

hannibooty:

Tue, 14 May 2013 18:44:56 -0400

hannibooty:

"I’m going to make a store called “Build-a-Bra” where girls can go and make bras that are for them if..."

Tue, 14 May 2013 18:09:06 -0400

“I’m going to make a store called “Build-a-Bra” where girls can go and make bras that are for them if they have different shaped boobs. And really big boobs. And really small boobs. And bras for boys that they can stuff if they want them. And really any kind of boobs. And you’ll choose the size of each cup and then you can choose the color and pattern and shape. And it’ll be really cheap. But lace and diamonds will cost a little extra”

- my 12 year old “niece” Lila on her business idea.

I love that little girl.

(via marrymejasonsegel)

Best idea.

(via shakethecobwebs)

I wanna go

(via godricsgirl)

LACE AND DIAMONDS WILL COST A LITTLE EXTRA!

(via mojoflower)

I need this in my life right now.

(via firewordsparkler)

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Tue, 14 May 2013 11:05:33 -0400

angelaccountant: #best line in the world of everything

Mon, 13 May 2013 14:49:11 -0400

angelaccountant:

#best line in the world of everything

magical-tomato-chan: friendly reminder that you don’t owe your mom kindness and love if she hasn’t...

Sun, 12 May 2013 18:40:32 -0400

magical-tomato-chan:

friendly reminder that you don’t owe your mom kindness and love if she hasn’t shown you any, and that family members don’t automatically deserve all your respect if they treat you badly. don’t let anyone make you feel guilty about how your parents treat you.

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Sun, 12 May 2013 18:39:01 -0400

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Sat, 11 May 2013 23:03:56 -0400

wolfcola: i should have gotten high before this ugh

Sat, 11 May 2013 19:08:33 -0400

wolfcola:

i should have gotten high before this ugh

oh god i just realized that if i get the apartment we wanted that will be TWICE AS MANY BATHROOMS TO...

Sat, 11 May 2013 17:19:17 -0400

oh god i just realized that if i get the apartment we wanted that will be TWICE AS MANY BATHROOMS TO CLEAN

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Sat, 11 May 2013 11:43:11 -0400

xekstrin: when I publish my novel I want you all to swear to me that you’re going to write...

Fri, 10 May 2013 09:21:41 -0400

xekstrin:

when I publish my novel I want you all to swear to me that you’re going to write uncomfortably erotic fic about characters I didn’t intend to have sexual tension

swear it

swear to me

aplacetolovedogs: She’s such a princess! A beautiful one at...

Wed, 08 May 2013 21:49:37 -0400

aplacetolovedogs:

She’s such a princess! A beautiful one at that!

For more cute dogs and puppies

tishue: ganja gremlin on my tombstone “i’m...

Wed, 08 May 2013 21:45:49 -0400

tishue:

ganja gremlin on my tombstone

“i’m allergic to hate”