the king of dark notions

ok wait so this shrimpy guy turns into jeffrey dean morgan?

nope sorry don’t buy it

WE HAVE TO GO DEEPER

INTO BOBBY’S MIND PALACE

YES

every group of women is a cover for witchcraft

that wicked witchcraft!

is it like

necessary to dress is sexy lingerie to do witchcraft or

ugh maggots

why do paranormal shows always have to do shit with maggots

THEY’RE NOT EVEN PARANORMAL THEY ARE JUST DISGUSTING

DEAN

YOUR STRANGE BEHAVIOR SINCE YOU LEARNED YOU ARE GOING TO DIE FRUSTRATES AND INFURIATES ME

EXPLAIN IT TO ME DEAN

DEAN!!!!!!

“We’ve seen that wreath before, Dean.”

“Where?”

*~*~*~*~*~* WELCOME TO THE MOST OMINOUS SANTA’S VILLAGE EVER *~*~*~*~*~*

wait so that was boy’s father dressed as santa claus?

i thought it was his grandpa

i’m so confused

oh man

if this sequence ends with a boy witnessing his grandpa getting murdered by were-reindeer i am taking back everything dismissive i ever said about this show

AHAHAAHA HOLY SHIT!!!!!! close enough!

oh sam! did you read great expectations as a kid too!

we have so much in common

*bats eyelashes*

literally lol’ing at the horny old lady

i want to grow up to be her